“Butt” Is It Worth It? Bum-Bum Benefits

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Article written by MDB contributor.  Read below :

Thanks to well-endowed stars such as Beyonce, Serena Williams, Nicki Minaj and African women, curvaceous backsides have never been more popular.

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There is something about black women with a big booty, it has been proven several times that they are smarter and healthier and give birth to intelligent offspring, but what happens when women take it a little bit too far just to get a little bit more curve round the hips? This is where our gist starts.

You see, many African men prefer curvy body shapes, not stick thin figures.  A big butt will help you a lot because bigger bums draw a lot of looks from horny men and jealous women. Her ass is attractive because of its breadth and volume. She be storing fat in all the right places. 

There’s not really much more to say about this. The bottom line is that if you have a big ass, you’re signaling fertility to the opposite sex and quite frankly there’s nothing wrong with that.

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Women will always rule the world but a great booty will open doors to the universe – whether you like it or not. That is the honest truth.I’ve come across women who have everything paid for them just because of their booty traps. The funny thing is,most times they don’t need to try.

Sometimes, when ruminating on #bigbootyproblems, it can be easy to lose sight of how amazing your out-of-this-world behind is. But not only does your ass look seriously awesome, it also has some major benefits. In case you’ve forgotten, here’s your reminder of all the times you should be super grateful for your massive bumbum:

– PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT
Everyone knows the treatment a woman gets just for the fact that she has a humongous backside. You get reservations for hotels,shows,flights etc. It’s just how it is because men would virtually want to do anything to get up in there.

– PAYS BILLS
Having a big booty is like having a portable ATM attached to your back. I’ve had friends that tell me ridiculous stories of how they’re being BEGGED to pay their bills when they go out to a restaurant or a club. It’s no news that it gets rents paid also.

– EXTRA CUSHION
This is truly one great reason why having enough “back padding”
is a big plus for you. Skinny girls tend to get back and hip aches because of the friction of their bones give on solid surfaces over a period of time. That won’t be the case of a woman with a fuller backside. She has the ‘ability’ to sit for hours comfortably.

– YOU FEEL SEXY
Is it me or isn’t it true that most women with massive bums are flat chested? It’s a natural phenomenon. So having a booty so big actually makes you feel more sexy,is one more thing that makes you more confident that men want to sleep with you but cant.

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The bottom line is,every woman isn’t entitled to a big backside and having a big bum does not necessarily mean having bigger opportunities or attract the perfect mate. All that matters is your confidence and more importantly loving your life.

2 Comments
  1. Lionheart says

    I like the conclusion.

  2. Ikenna says

    Bum bum bigger than bombay!

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