KONJI EXTRAORDINAIRE! Man Caught Having Sex With Mannequin In Broad Daylight

By Mojisola Delano On Jan 3, 2017

A Zimbabwean man was reportedly caught by some shoppers having sex with a store mannequin in an open air shopping complex.

The man was allegedly drunk when all this happened – because it’s hard to imaging why a sober/sane man would even have sex with a plastic effigy. But well, nothing is impossible when konji is involved; that thing is truly a bastard.

The shoppers were left stunned when the drunk man stripped off the doll and proceeded to have his way with it at a flea market in the city of Bulawayo, western Zimbabwe.

It is understood that the man had been drinking at a nearby hotel when he left to walk through the market.

But it was when he saw the mannequin that things took a turn for the strange, with the man stripping the doll and himself before starting to make love to it.

The man’s bare bottom was left waving in the air as he made loud groaning noises – refusing to be embarrassed despite the shocked crowds gathering around.

Many people stopped to laugh and take pictures of the amorous display.

Mbuso Moyo, one of the traders at the Egodini market, said the man was making loud groaning noises during the act.

After reaching orgasm he stood up and threatened all the people who had gathered to watch him.

The crowd dispersed when he started shouting but some women made comments about the size of his manhood

Some were joking, saying he has a pipe and such a person is dangerous in bed for women.”

Another onlooker, named Ruth Chidzonga, said the size of his manhood became the talking point for quite a while, adding:

“One of the women around here is a sex worker and was commenting on the size based on her experience in the bedroom. She said if he asks for sex with me I give it.”