“I am famous because I have the biggest penis in the world. “I am happy with my penis, I know nobody has the size I have. I would like to be in the Guinness Book of Records but they don’t recognise this record.”
“I cannot wear a uniform like anybody in the companies and also I cannot get on my knees.
“I cannot run fast and so the companies think badly of me. They say that they will call me, but they never do.”
But despite his pride, members of the medical community have urged him to at least consider a penile reduction to no avail. Dr Jesus David Salazar Gonzalez said:
“He was obsessed with the penis length.
“He began with this enlargement since he was a teenager, wrapping some bands around his penis with some weights and trying to stretch it.”
This is a poisoned gift…. a gift and a curse. The poor dude will never enjoy the pleasure of banging his JT in a pu**y. And sex is the closest thing we have that’s got a little taste of heaven…
Kini iwulo money yen tin ba le na
Kini iwulo gbogbo pu**y yen tin ba le fo
Kini iwulo motor mi tin ba Fi wo igboro
Kini Iwulo ibile mi ti won ba tin pé mi lokoro
Alaga everything wa alright ni**@ mio le pariwo
Ibile epon malu, ha ha, wololo….
– Remilekun Abdulkalid (Reminisce) Safaru
Ewooo ooooo oo! !! So what happens when he has election? Mbok I pity this man, he should constantly be on drugs cos his second name should be waist ache. Wahala dey oooo!