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What To Do When It’s You’re First Time Alone With A Woman You Like

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What To Do When It’s You’re First Time Alone With A Woman You Like

1) Ask her what time it is.

2) Tell her she has a very big…..fridge. Women find that extremely sexy.

3) Call up your ex and tell her that you’re about to smash.

4) Start crying because you’re so happy.

5) Get on your knees and propose to her.

6) Fart loudly….studies show that women get extremely horny from unannounced smelly farts

7) Tell her you’re always broke.

8) Compliment her…tell her that her mother looks like your step father.

9) Pull out your #&$🔥 and place it on her shoulder

10) Which is the most important of all… tell her she looks way better with makeup on.

 

Tag a friend and thank me later….cheers.

 

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