Nigerian Questions You May Never Get Answers To In Your Lifetime (PART ONE)
1. Who invented roasted and fried plantain (booli and dodo)?
2. Which of this spellings are correct? NYASH or YANSH?
3. How many okada riders are based at Oshodi?
4. What do women discuss in the loo?
5. Who was the first AMEBO?
6. FURTHER MATHS: If a wrapper is tied with the collective strength of 3 of Beyoncé’s bouncers, how long will it stay on the waist of a yoruba woman dancing to Lagbaja’s song Kokobelow?
7. Who bought the first ever Mr. Biggs meatpie?
8. Where in Lagos can you get buses with conductors who give you your change without complain?
9. Which NEPA office branch in the country does not run on generator or inverter?
10. How many singlets does Obasanjo have?
11. How many microseconds does it take for a girl to text you her account number when you tell her you want to credit her account.
12. Name the first big bummed girl to successfully catwalk from Moremi Hall to Unilag gate without being toasted.