What Will Happen If Women Were The Only Ones Allowed To Live In Nigeria by Alhaji Wendebyjemera Belenthemeka
- Amebo will be a legal mode of payment.
- Nigeria will have the most ridiculous wars started by petty things, you would hear of wars like:- The Four Year War Of The Stolen Bra, Massacre In Edo Over Fake Handbag, Mascara Mayhem In Ado-Ekiti.
- Nigeria will have the highest FORMING statistics in the world.
- Brazilian hair will be Nigeria’s highest import.
- Half of the worlds telecoms companies will station their headquarters in Nigeria.
- Makeup will be added to our coat of arms.
- The horses and eagle symbolizing unity and strength will be on snapchat.
- Twerking must be part of your CV to get a high paying job.
- Women who tie Gele well will have their own private jets.
- The phrase ‘ was like’ will be name of a native language.
