6 Types Of Selfies That Show You’re Completely Obsessed With Yourself, Which One Are You?

How many are YOU guilty of?

We’re all guilty of taking arbitrary selfies: of our new hairdo, a stylish manicure, our night out clubbing, or a brand new outfit that’s CRAZY “on fleek.

” Sharing these photos is a great way to express how good we feel about ourselves or (let’s be honest) to brag about the unique experiences we’ve had.

But how far is TOO far?

Well, for some of you, selfies aren’t just about showing others where you’ve been or what you’ve done; selfies are your own personal narcissistic ego-feeding, self Obsessed machine.

It’s painfully clear to the rest of us that the entire point of every selfie you post is to grab as much attention as you can get from social media. You’re hungry (to desperate levels) for those likes, retweets, pins, and hearts. It’s an addiction … to YOURSELF!

And the rest of us are rolling our eyes at you saying,”see this one?”. You think you come across amazing and interesting, but in truth, majority of us are wondering if self-absorbed mental illness is your issue. So, what am I talking about specifically?

Here are the 12 most ridiculously obvious attention-seeking selfies that you really need to stop taking. Seriously, girlfriend. Stop.

1. Carrying a baby selfies

Yes, your little niece or nephew is SO cute. We agreed the first few times you posted his/her photo. But documenting their every move needs to stop.

Don’t think we haven’t noticed that to snap so many Me & my baby photos, you’re clearly waking him up from a nap, bothering him when he’s eating, or lifting him up when he doesn’t like to be touched.

Whether or not your niece or nephew wants a camera’s flash in his or her chubby face doesn’t really matter to you as long as you look good. My sister, most of us are praying that you mistakenly drop her/him one day! (Just kidding)

2. Trying  so-hard to be sexy selfies

These selfies include  the duck face, cross legs, tight-fitted clothing, the “waking up looking like this” face, and of course, the “accidental” cleavage shot.

We all know, “Hey everyone, boo just bought me a new necklace!” is just an excuse to push your breasts together and pout your lips for attention. 

The Kardashian/Jenners pull it off (maybe), but it’s not working so well for you.
3. Gym selfies

You just had a great workout, you’re covered in sweat, and 100% ready to take a selfie in the gym mirror (where everyone in close range can see you). Maybe you’re trying to make us all feel bad that you’re in shape — but at least we don’t look like a complete mumu.

You’re clearly already looking at yourself in the mirror to admire yourself. Do you really need to share that in a selfie, too?

4. Toilet selfies

Soooo … this is your idea of the perfect place to snap a selfie? You’re taking a selfie where series if shits have taken place. It’s a pity we can’t smell the environment because that would be catastrophic.

Don’t violate that boundary by showing us your toilet selfie! What’s next? Snapping a picture of your #2 in the bowl? Might as well send a ShitChat to everyone on SnapChat, too.

5. Fake sleeping selfies

Yes, “your bae” really did take a picture of you sleeping … if bae is actually your feet. Taking a picture with your feet shows some serious foot-skills, but nothing screams desperation like the Fake sleeping selfie. We know your lying!

6. Turnt-up forever selfies

This has to be the most annoying of all. Turnt-up up selfies. This particular selfie shows that you are forever balling, you know now, music in the background,popping bottles,make up on, Dabbing and twerking on a Tuesday evening. Don’t you have work in the morning?!!! Is your life necessarily like that EVERYDAY? WETIN? 
We know una o!!!!We know una!!! Keep deceiving yourselves.