This is Lagos, shine your eye because all that glitters is not gold. Some men will go all out to look fresh and flashy but beware. NOTHIN DEY HAPPEN! Don’t be deceived by what you see or hear. So here are my top locations you must avoid if your looking for a lucrative investment.
1. Banking Seminars
2. Any General Hospital. Avoid the DOCTORS!
3. MTN Head Office on the Island.
4. Ozone Yaba
Chances are pretty slim. Just Unilag boys roaming around in carrot jeans and pam slippers. Don’t waste your time abeg.
5. Computer Village
You might lose a breast or another body part in the process of trying to find a man here.
6. MAZA-MAZA taxi park
7. Markets
Except you are a lesbian.
8. Names of places in Lagos that contains the word ‘bridge’ in it.
9. All the bustops on the mainland.
10. Motor parks where Lagos to Abuja is N2,300.
11. Any WEDDING that has over 1000people in attendance. Watch out for the loudest men there. They’re usually the stingiest and brokers.
12. Job interviews/reality show auditions.
This is a gamble. You are free to give him your number but don’t reply that sms until he has successfully scaled through, the reality show has ended and he is declared winner.
13. BRT buses
Have you noticed everybody always looks sad in BRT buses? Maybe it’s because they are thinking of their 0.28 account balance.
14. Justrite Supermarket
Justrite prides itself in offering unbeatable prices of good. Any man found shopping here is looking for the cheapest alternative so therefore, that sort of man will give you N270 to cook soup.
15. 2go
16. Eco Bank
Is it just me or is there a stereotype that surrounds bankers in Eco Bank.
17. Apapa Amusement Park
18. Tantalizers on Adeniyi Jones Street, Surulere.
19. Silverbird Cinemas (Movie Floor) on Wednesdays between 12-3pm.
20. Lagos State Secretariat – Ministry Of Finance.
Ya just evil
Kay$