7 Vagina Facts That Would Make P*nises Jealous WITH PICTURES

1. First things first, vaginas can have whole human babies come out of them.
Obviously we all know that, but it bears constant repeating so that you men will know. Respect that!

2. The vagina can stretch to THREE TIMES its original size—in girth—to accomplish this unmatched feat.
And we all know that’s the measurement that matters. The typical baseline diameter of a vagina is about 3 cm, according to Yale Medical School clinical professor of obstetrics and gynecology Mary Jane Minkin, M.D. An infant’s head is around 10 cm across. You do the math.

3. It can also grow nearly 50 percent in length.
The vagina is no slouch, herself. It lengthens during arousal from an average length (i.e. depth) of 7 or 8 cm up to 10 or 11 cm.

4. Yet we don’t need to feel judged by the size of our organ.
And no one can see it in the rest room, anyway.

5. The vagina is self-cleaning.
While uncircumcised men have to clean under their foreskin to prevent the build-up of smegma that can lead to fungal and bacterial infections, the vagina is basically a self-cleaning oven. It produces natural fluids to flush out bad bacteria and maintain and healthy pH. 

6. Self-lubricating.
Lube is lovely. But most women don’t need it, because they’ve got their own way of getting ready to get down. Through arousal most women get wet enough just from getting turned on. 

7. When women get turned on in public, no one has to know.
There’s no hiding a raging Situation. That must be hard on you guys. But ladies don’t need to worry about anyone spying to know their clitoral Situation.

Waiting for pictures? Really?