Men are engineered by nature to be the easiest species to figure out. If a man wants a raise, he will ask for a raise. if he wants to eat eba, then he will go out to get eba. If he wants a woman, then he will go all out to get her. It’s that simple…..or is it?,
Nowadays men have evolved and many have found advanced ways to woo women in the most resourceful, ingenious and hi-tech ways.
Gone are the days where flashing wealth did the trick. That’s why these days you’ll hear just like; “He used jazz on her”, “How did she get pregnant for that one?”, “I don’t know when I removed my pant”.
Men have evolved. The game isn’t what it used to be.
As a guy, I’m giving you ladies out there “coded” signals to know when a guy is just out for knacks and when he might be interested in something more.
So without further ado, here are some obvious scenarios of what a guy says and what he really means by saying those things:
1. When a guy asks you what you what your wearing while you’re in bed it simply means he wants to sleep with you. Period.
2. When a guy asks you for your phone number it simply means he wants to sleep with you.
3. When a guy’s home is scattered but his bedroom is spotlessly neat then it means he’s going to sleep with you.
4. When a man shakes you hand more than 10 seconds it means he wants to sleep with you.
5. When a man insists that you invite your best friend to come over and watch a movie it means he wants to sleep with you.
6. When a guy opens a door for you then it means he wants to sleep with you.
7. When a guy let’s you have the last piece of isiewu on his plate it means he wants to sleep with you. If it’s fish then you’re safe.
8.When a guy gets you ice cream for no reason then he wants to sleep with you.
9. When a guy acts like he’s listening to you when you nag then it means he wants to sleep with you.
10. You invite a guy for mountain of fire new year service and he goes with you smiling throughout then my sister, it means he wants to sleep for you.
11. When your underwear feels suddenly hot while you bend down and there’s a guy in the same room. Just know he wants to sleep with you.
12. When a guy says he dreamt about you just know that dream was about sex!
13. When a guy cooks for you and puts extra piece of chicken just know he wants to sleep with you.
14. When a guy helps you zip up your dress them it means he really wants to zip it down.
15. When a guy helps you start your car, then it means he wants to what? That’s right.
16. When a guy asks you if you’ve eaten then it means he wants to sleep with you.
17. When a guy buys you fuel, it means he wants to sleep with you.
18. When a guy calls you pretty instead of beautiful, it means he wants to sleep with you.
19. When a guy eats your food even though it’s not sweet, it means he wants to sleep with you.
20. If a guy tells you that he’ll always be there for you when youre healing from a breakup then it means he wants to sleep with you.
21. If a guy asked you “How is work?” then he probably wants to work on you.
22. When a guy gives you a ride in his car, and puts on the AC instead of winding down, he definitely wants to sleep with you.
These are just a few instances to name. Thank me later.
Sincerely yours,
Sexy Aboki
So basically once you have spoken to a lady or had an interaction with a lady, it means you want to sleep with that lady according to this guy’s logic… Ifa hear.
#storyforthegods
Manny the long lost MDB’er