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He/She starts talking to their ex from February 1st.- Anonymous gifts start appearing from a “secret admirer”.
- When you buy sausage rolls and she does not do long throat from the 1st of February then she is saving her appetite for another sausage to be served to her on Valentines Day.
- Your spouse dosen’t get annoyed when you say you don’t have anything planned for Valentines Day or when you say that you don’t feel like Valentines day should be celebrated.
- Your spouse prefers to go on an “office trip” days before Valentines Day
- She cooks and does not put meat but gives two pieces of meat to your gateman. When you ask her, she tells you that she forgot.
- He/She sees you masturbating alone and does not feel bad.
- When your annoy your man/woman before Vals and he just smiles and says : “okay“.
- If she says she wants to do her hair on the morning of February 14th and tells you that the style she’s doing is going to take all day. She’s definitely going to do some styles with her sugar daddy.
- If he tells you that there is a match within the hours of 4pm-9pm on Valentines day and he wants to go and watch in a viewing centre then my dear he is going to play “away match”.
Abeg…this is just purely coincidental if it affects anyone directly o…but on a more serious note try to spend valentines with the one you’re with. Cheating is hard work and BLOODY EXPENSIVE…….especially in this recession.
Love you all.
