1. Dresses that fit your waistline but pull up at the bottom because of your wide hips and big backside.
- Taking hours to wear a pair of jeans or trousers that fit easily to your legs but refuse to cover your bum.
- Walking into a room and men chase you like crazy because all they see is your a**. They forget that people interact before when they meet for the first time.
- Struggling to sit down those tiny spaced chairs on a flight, talk less of putting on your seat belt.
- Sometimes ones bum is so big that your scared of bending down or squatting because anytime you do something gets torn.
- Price of custom fitted pants or shorts have skyrocketed.
- Same thing goes for great fitting panties
- Its on comfortable to sit on chairs because your your bum keeps spilling out of the side.
- Your self conscious in church especially because of the men sitting behind you. When you get up, some of them get instant hard-ons! You feel like the devil.
- Theres the risk of knocking things over without you noticing. Even someones child!!!
- People recognize you from a distance because of your humongous backside. Your shadow even. (lol…betrayed by the booty).
- Your leggings become see through because the material becomes overstretched at the back.
- Walking up stairs when someone is right behind you makes you extremely uncomfortable.
- you can’t wear mini skirts because your big bakassi always wants to pop out to say hello.
- Your best friends always want to use your big booty as a pillow irrespective of how many cushions you have at home.
- Or maybe they want to use it as a table for putting their food or drinks.
- Your girlfriends feel uncomfortable introducing you to their boyfriends or husbands because they fear you’ll snatch them.
- No matter how well you tighten your belt, your underwear always want to make an appearance.
- Always stand out in group photos. Especially when the photographer says everyone should turn around.
- More people want to meet your a** more than they want to meet you.
You see struggles, I see glory , you see disappointment and I see a blessing in disguise, you see hindrance, I see opportunities , you see imperfection , and I see flawless…
Those imperfections you see are what make big butt women perfect.