What To Do When It’s You’re First Time Alone With A Woman You Like

By Mojisola Delano On Jul 6, 2017

1) Ask her what time it is.

2) Tell her she has a very big…..fridge. Women find that extremely sexy.

3) Call up your ex and tell her that you’re about to smash.

4) Start crying because you’re so happy.

5) Get on your knees and propose to her.

6) Fart loudly….studies show that women get extremely horny from unannounced smelly farts

7) Tell her you’re always broke.

8) Compliment her…tell her that her mother looks like your step father.

9) Pull out your #&$🔥 and place it on her shoulder

10) Which is the most important of all… tell her she looks way better with makeup on.

Tag a friend and thank me later….cheers.

Mojisola Delano 9300 posts 129 comments

Moji is a Lawyer, online media aficionado, communications strategist, and entrepreneur in her early 30’s. Her zest and energy to succeed coupled with her very strong interpersonal skills has seen her build her blog from just a passionate hobby to a strong platform for social influence and brand.

Today she has expanded to having her own company SMD Media. SMD Media consults for large corporates drawn especially from the Finance, Technology, Advertising and Media, Creative Arts sectors, where her brand has grown significant leverage and contacts.

She is also the pioneer Chairperson of the Digital Media Practitioners of Nigeria-DMPN, an Association whose vision is to influence on a larger scale for a greater good to impact lives positively, ensure the standardisation and the continuous enthronement of ethical practises within the digital space .

Moji is a lover of the Arts, Fashion and Entertainment with a strong plan to own her own shoe/bag line, record label, Movie production company among other things.

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