Twitter User Narrates Funny Excuse He Used To Break Up With Clingy Girlfriend
Brian Dennis, a Twitter user who tweets with the handle @BrianJDennis has taken to the micro-blogging social platform, Twitter to narrate the funny excuse he used to break up with his clingy girlfriend.
In a series of tweets, Dennis explained how he got into a relationship with a Post-Graduate student when he was a 400 level student at the university.
He stated that;
One time in final year after defending my project, I met one sweet Post Graduate at Alakahia. She was way older than me but she was sweet.
We did talking stage for like 1 week before she agreed to come to my place and that day was one of the biggest mistakes of my life.
One time in final year after defending my project, I met one sweet Post Graduate at Alakahia. She was way older than me but she was sweet.
We did talking stage for like 1 week before she agreed to come to my place and that day was one of the biggest mistakes of my life.
— Hydra (@BrianJDennis) April 23, 2020
Read full gist below:
Because of small pre marital sex, this woman was calling me 30 times a day.
If Nepa takes her light – “Baby, you won’t believe what just happened”
If the light comes back – “Baby, they brought it back oh”
“Baby, our compound water tank is empty”
— Hydra (@BrianJDennis) April 23, 2020
I was even managing the calls until one Sunday she sent me her Sunday picture, she was wearing white and white.
I asked her whether she was wearing costume for kingdom dance performance in church but she said it’s Olumba Olumba Obu. (If you know, you know)
I started sweating.
— Hydra (@BrianJDennis) April 23, 2020
I got drunk that evening and told her “I’m ending this relationship. I’m not feeling it”
The woman just laughed and said
“Don’t worry, you will soon start feeling it”
The next day, she came to the house and seduced me and I fell and forgot that I’ve broken up with her.
— Hydra (@BrianJDennis) April 23, 2020
When my eyes cleared, I broke up with her again.
She just laughed and said she’ll see me tomorrow.
The same thing happened again.In fact, it went on like that for weeks, I will break up, she will sexually bring me back to the relationship.
— Hydra (@BrianJDennis) April 23, 2020
One time I even blocked her number everywhere and left the house to my mother’s house for a whole week.
E no work.
One day after I came back, she was passing by and saw my car and I was back in the relationship.
— Hydra (@BrianJDennis) April 23, 2020
I thought deeply and enlisted the counsel of my friend and roommate @iamFrankgod and he told me what to do.
I told her I was driving to Owerri for a wedding that weekend and on Monday morning Frank called her and told the babe that I had an accident and died.
— Hydra (@BrianJDennis) April 23, 2020
Obviously, the babe was devastated and tried to call me but I kept giving different people the phone to back up my story.
We even designed small Obituary poster and sent to only her on WhatsApp so she will rest.
— Hydra (@BrianJDennis) April 23, 2020
I stayed in my mother’s house until the eve of convocation, I decided to drive to Alakahia and spend time with one new babe.
I was just sitting inside my car, waiting for the babe I went to see to come out of her house when I saw my ex and her both coming out of the gate.
— Hydra (@BrianJDennis) April 23, 2020
She was obviously just escorting the new prospect to know the person who’s coming to pick her up. As I recognized her, she was also recognizing me inside the car.
I wanted to come down and explain but which Ghost does that??
— Hydra (@BrianJDennis) April 23, 2020
As she wanted to start shouting, I quickly started the car and zoomed away.
She was screaming to my new babe
“He’s dead oh!! Na Ghost ohh!!! EWO!!”
Mtscheeew. Na your papa don die.
— Hydra (@BrianJDennis) April 23, 2020
What would you have done if you were in his shoes?
