Hold onto your watts, Nigerians, because the Power Minister, Adebayo Adelabu, just dropped a voltage-boosting beat on the electricity situation!
Forget those disco balls you spun during the holidays, because this year, the Ministry of Power is throwing the ultimate rave on the national grid.
President Tinubu’s New Year’s message was basically a light show of promises about turning around the electricity scene, and Adelabu’s not just lip-syncing, he’s moonwalking all over those power lines!
His spokesperson, Bolaji Tunji, dropped the mic (well, a press release) in Abuja, quoting the Minister as saying the whole crew – ministry, agencies, even the disco dudes – were working overtime during Yuletide to keep the lights on.
And guess what? It worked! Power outages were on a holiday break themselves, and Adelabu’s promising to keep the party going all year long.
So ditch the kerosene lamps and dust off those rusty fans, because 2024 is about to be electrifying (literally)!
Just remember, this ain’t no one-man show. To keep the grid groovin’, Adelabu needs your help.
Pay your bills, don’t overload the sockets with dodgy toasters, and maybe offer a little prayer to the transformer gods. Together, we can make Nigeria the Las Vegas of watts, baby!
