Move over, Batman vs. Penguin, because Nollywood’s got a new brawl that’s hotter than pepper soup in August: Tonto Dikeh has officially declared war on her social media nemesis, VeryDarkMan! Remember that dude who dared to critique Queen Tonto’s crusade for Mohbad’s justice? Yeah, he’s now facing the full wrath of her royal sass, served with a side of legal action.
Apparently, VeryDarkMan’s opinionated mouth, which usually talk faster than Usain Bolt on roller skates, couldn’t resist throwing shade at Tonto and Iyabo Ojo, suggesting they had ulterior motives in their fight for the late musician. Well, honey, Tonto ain’t one to let shade grow in her comments section. She did what any self-respecting queen bee would do – she sent her legal bees to buzz around VeryDarkMan at the nearest police station.
And wouldn’t you know it, the internet exploded faster than a popcorn kernel in a hot pan. A video showing VeryDarkMan surrounded by officers, scribbling like a nervous student during finals, went viral quicker than a TikTok dance challenge.
Now, the whole of Twitter is buzzing with questions: Did Tonto just arrest VeryDarkMan? Is this a publicity stunt or a legal one-two punch? Will VeryDarkMan finally learn to keep his mouth off his screen?
One thing’s for sure, folks: this drama is juicier than a plate of egusi soup. Grab your popcorn, sharpen your hashtags, and settle in because the Tonto Dikeh vs. VeryDarkMan saga is just getting started. And who knows, maybe it’ll even spawn a Nollywood movie titled “Queen Bee vs. the Social Media Warrior.” Now that’s a blockbuster I wouldn’t mind watching!
