How To Know When She’s Faking An Orgasm

OK, ladies. I think most of you probably know by now that faking an orgasm isn’t a great idea, right? The number one reason, of course, is that it encourages bad behavior: if your partner thinks that the things they’re doing are bringing you to a screaming finale when in reality you’d rather be like, eating a chocolate, than you’re just going to keep having bad sex. I know it can be hard to ask for what you want but trust me: it’s worth it.

But… Some of you still do it. I know, I know; don’t ask me how. Sometimes you don’t want to hurt your partner’s feelings or you just want to wrap things up. Sometimes you just know you’re not going to come and rather than have a big, annoying talk about it post-sex, you’d rather just fake it and get on with it. I get it, I do. I still think it’s a bad idea and I’ve discovered purely anecdotally that it’s a problem that seems to go away as you get older and more confident about sex but find me ten women in a room of a hundred who have never faked it and I’ll find you a unicorn to take home as a pet.

Also, while you may think that you have been or are getting away with it, your body is actually giving you away. If you have a partner who’s attuned to this kind of stuff, your fake orgasms may not be passing muster as well as you assumed they were.

So back to the guys……..

Research has shown that an estimated 70% of women fake their orgasms. That means if you have been with ten girls, seven of those “Omigods” were faked. If you think you’ve never witnessed a fake orgasm before you’re dead wrong. It doesn’t mean you’re bad in bed if she fakes it. The majority of the time she can’t get there because she’s preoccupied thinking about how she shouldn’t have had that late night pizza because now her non-existent “roll” is showing. Or maybe she’s wasted and as dry as the Sahara desert or just really exhausted and wants to get it over with so she can pass out. Don’t take it personally.

Here are ways to know when it’s all theatrics.

Her toes stay straight

You’ve probably heard the phrase, “toe-curling,” right? That’s because when you come, your toes actually do curl. If those toes are straight, it’s a dead giveaway that she’s  probably exaggerating the climax.

Her pelvic muscles aren’t clenching

I was listening to a radio show a couple of weeks ago while in an eatery somewhere and a woman called in asking if it was “normal” that her vagina clenched her boyfriend’s penis really hard when she came.

I wanted to jump through the earphones and time and be like, “Girl! Yes! That is awesome!” When you have an orgasm, the muscles in your vagina clench. While that’s certainly something you can fake, you’d better be up on you best game and your rhythm, girl to keep it up for a minute  to show it is real

Her rapid breathing returns to normal super fast

When building up to that crescendo, her breathing starts getting faster and faster. With a real orgasm, it takes a minute to catch her breath. But with a fake orgasm, she’s  not actually out of breath, so her breathing goes back to normal more quickly.

Her eyes aren’t dilated

In addition to the toe curling and pelvic muscle clenching and chest flushing, eyes dilating are a sure sign of orgasm.